ATTENTION ALL GARDEN PESTS:
This is a formal notice of eviction. You have the next 60 seconds to pack up your belongings and head out of Garden Place. In recent weeks I have turned a blind eye to your “late night munch-fests” and your “all you can eat buffet” dinners. Drastic measures will be taken to ensure your removal of 14633 Garden Place.
There is a nice patch of grass on the other side of the drive. A patch of grass for you and your family to eat until your little pesky hearts are content. A place to party.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.