A message to the garden pests!

ATTENTION ALL GARDEN PESTS:

This is a formal notice of eviction. You have the next 60 seconds to pack up your belongings and head out of Garden Place.  In recent weeks I have turned a blind eye to your “late night munch-fests” and your “all you can eat buffet” dinners.  Drastic measures will be taken to ensure your removal of 14633 Garden Place.

Your days of munching on my cabbage and brussels sprouts are over.  You’ve had your last meal in my garden.

There is a nice  patch of grass on the other side of the drive.  A patch of grass for you and your family to eat until your little pesky hearts are content. A place to party.

 

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

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